Do you have the time 
To listen to me whine? 
About nothing and everything 
all at once 
I am one of the those 
Melodramatic fools 
Neurotic to the bone 
No doubt about it 
Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up 
I think I'm cracking up 
Am I just paranoid? 
I'm just stoned 
I went to a shrink 
To analyze my dreams 
She says it's lack of sex 
that's bringing me down 
I went to a whore 
He said my life's a bore 
So quit my whining cause 
it's bringing her down 
Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up 
I think I'm cracking up 
Am I just paranoid? 
Uh,yuh,yuh,ya 
Grasping to control 
So I better hold on 
Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up 
I think I'm cracking up 
Am I just paranoid? 
I'm just stoned